Saturday, 3 October 2020

Game for a Laugh :)

 In these grim times, check out my Fantasy Jokes Blog. https://davidsfantasyjokes.blogspot.com/ It is easy to make up a joke, so feel free and send me one. For example, replace elephant for a troll in elephant jokes. Bring a smile to our faces.

One of my favourite:

Paddy the orc takes his mates back to see his new flat, and after a few more beers one of the lads asks him whats the big brass gong hanging on the wall,
Paddy says, "Its my speaking clock" !
"How does it work?" his mate asks.
"I'll show you", and Paddy hits it full pelt with a claw hammer,
A deep troll-voice from next door yells"For fucks sake you orc-git, its twenty to three in the morning!!


Best wishes


David

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