Sunday, 1 June 2014

Troll Jokes

Q: How can you tell if a Troll is in the refrigerator?
A: The door won’t shut.

Q: How can you tell if a Troll has been in the refrigerator earlier?
A: Footprints in the butter.

Q: How do you get a Troll into the fridge in the first place?
A: Open door; Insert Troll. Close door.

Q: How do you get an Orc into the fridge?
A: Open door; Remove the Troll -- Insert the Orc; Close door.

Q: What’s the difference between a dozen eggs and a Troll?
A: If you don’t know, I’m sure not going to send you to the store for a dozen eggs!

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